Greater Manchester Police are tweeting today, You can read a little about it here:
But the good ones, by which I mean the funny ones (such as: "Call 51 Disgruntled citizens report a "horrible orange glare" at Katie Price's "book" signing. Suspected oompalumpitis.") are here:
.... but they should be. Go to the following url and learn the true meaning of horror.
Okay, there are more important things going on in the world, but these are my personal highlights of the week's news (so far, at least).
Swine flu, ha! I laugh in the face of swine flu. Here's the real threat:
Science ponders 'zombie attack'
The academic paper to which the above story refers:
And finally, someone behind the scenes at Channel Five displayed a sense of humour this week, though some people didn't get the joke: