Greater Manchester Police are tweeting

 
Greater Manchester Police are tweeting today, You can read a little about it here:

http://www.gmp.police.uk/

But the good ones, by which I mean the funny ones (such as: "Call 51 Disgruntled citizens report a "horrible orange glare" at Katie Price's "book" signing. Suspected oompalumpitis.") are here:

http://twitter.com/GMP24_7